Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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