so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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