so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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