I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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