ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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