im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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