in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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