He disabled his match.com account in front of me
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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