It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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