Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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