I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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