how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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