; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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