Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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