He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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