just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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