so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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