dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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