Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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