I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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