kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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