I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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