I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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