but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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