I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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