would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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