ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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