dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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