I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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