Don't you send me to vm
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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