i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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