Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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