I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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