I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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