do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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