I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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