belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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