I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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