I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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