ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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