Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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