Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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