I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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