Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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