And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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