WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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