So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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