She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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