Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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