Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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