my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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