Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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