I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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