i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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