i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Randomize
