That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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